Me: When is Valentines Day?
Mart: Hmm? I dunno. Monday I think.
Me: You don't know? How can you not know?
Mart: I don't know. I know it's the 14th. I think that's Monday.
Mart: Why do guys always have to know these things? Why can't women do stuff for men?
Me: Because it's important. Just like it's important that men know that their wives like daisies.
Me: And it's important men know which day their wives like to receive daisies most.